After 5 days of suffering through sleepness nights broken up by bouts of coughing, I finally broke my cheap ass down and went to Kmart (YUCK, but hey, it's cheap!) and bought a humidifier. I was so excited to plug it in, pour in some of the menthol liquid, and enjoy the moisturized sensation in my throat and lungs, and perhaps finally sleep through the night.
But NOOOOO, the damn thing is defective. I HATE YOU KMART!!!
4 comments:
are you returning it?????
OH Helk Yes I'm returning it!
Aww, that is so funny and sad at the same time. I have a humidifior I can't use. Want me to mail it to ya? Why can you only shop at KMART anyway? Isn't there a good ole Target near by?
Yes, I have a Target, and Walgreen's, and Rite Aid, and Shopko... but I'm a cheap ass fool who went to Kmart. Don't worry I am taking my business elsewhere.
You're sweet to offer mailing me your humidifier :)
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